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Re: Learn Sitcom Writing in Six Weeks

2010-03-12T21:00:04Z

<snip>
Heck....writing for a sitcom is simple:
1. Character lies to friend/roommate in order to look like a big shot.
2. Character has to jump through hoops in order to perpetuate lie.
3. Character is caught in their lie...comes clean....lesson learned.
Join us next week for an all NEW show!

Re: All liberals will be burning in gay hell long before any stinkin' rapture!

2010-03-12T20:53:05Z

I swear, 90% percent of the homophobic religious zealots in these
groups end up being full fledged neo-Nazis.
Go back to Stormfront.

Learn Sitcom Writing in Six Weeks

2010-03-12T20:26:01Z

Learn sitcom writing from someone with actual credits without
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Re: Are Republicans Getting Away With Sex Scandals?

2010-03-12T20:07:00Z

Now there's a Utah Republican who admitted to "nude hot tubbing" with a
minor. Surprisingly, the victim was female.

Re: Simon's engagement a surprise to many

2010-03-12T19:53:25Z

Having Cowell's fiancée go on stage during the Jay Leno show was the most
blatant "See, I'm not gay!" moment since Tom Cruise jumped on the couch.

Re: Lesbians are DEGENERATES TOO! Miss. School Axes Prom After Lesbian Date Request

2010-03-12T19:51:23Z

Lesbians tend to be shits, at least the one that thinks she is a male.

Re: Are Republicans Getting Away With Sex Scandals?

2010-03-12T19:43:34Z

Twitchell <Twitchell_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote in
Ah, but these bible-believing "family values" Republican voters are
certainly showing a double standard.
They should be protesting and filing for recall elections. These sins of
adultery are every bit as egregious and dangerous as gay marriage.
Oh, wait. They're bigots and hypocrites. They don't have to act like they

Re: How dumb are liberals? Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates.

2010-03-12T19:42:49Z

What does this have to do with ideology?

Re: Putting Illegal Mexicans In Jail, San Jose: Gang member sentenced to 220 years to life in shooting

2010-03-12T19:42:23Z

Your Donkey fucking Mother from Mexico should NOT be let back into our
country,I agree!
Neither should the films/CDs/etc./ your Father made with her, for profit.

Re: Birthday Sluts

2010-03-12T19:40:39Z

Twitchell <Twitchell_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote in news:hndm1b0884
@drn.newsguy.com:
snip
Jeez, a few more years and the only "Fire and Rain" he'll see is what's in
his Depends.
Big J
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Re: Are Republicans Getting Away With Sex Scandals?

2010-03-12T19:36:18Z

Want proof?
We have a powerful Republican state senator (Majority Leader) who
was CHEERED yesterday, after revealing that he'd had a nude hot tub
"event' with a 15-year-old girl when he was 30.
Bad enough?
No.
Rather than going to the police, it was sorted out within the LDS
Church....which didn't fix a thing, since he's been paying the woman

Are Republicans Getting Away With Sex Scandals?

2010-03-12T18:53:31Z

[link]
Is there a political sex scandal double standard? Do Republicans get off easier
than Democrats? Steve Benen and Matt Yglesias think so. As does every other
partisan in the world!
Republicans have been whining for years that Clinton was not really punished for

Re: JENNIFER ANISTON FANS FLAMES OF ROMANCE WITH GERARD BUTLER

2010-03-12T18:44:20Z

On 12 Mar 2010 07:27:28 -0800, in alt.gossip.celebrities, Twitchell
<Twitchell_mem...@newsguy.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... [link]
...
... THEY remain coy about the exact nature of their relationship but Jennifer

Re: Corey Haim "highly insulted" on 'Celebrity Rehab' offer, says "I do not need help"; mmm-hmm

2010-03-12T18:29:11Z

What killed Elvis?
I cannot even list *all* the "Prescriptions"!
His autopsy has been sealed till 2027...smart doctors. They hid the
edvidence...
You would have to arrest a thousand doctors!!!!

Re: Corey Haim or Corey Feldman?

2010-03-12T18:13:56Z

Oliver Wendell Holmes